For years Clarby has watched people make their coffee in the morning and carry it to work.  He watches his roommate do it every morning.  While watching aforementioned roommate make his coffee this morning, Clarby decided he would put his Dr. Pepper in a travel mug and pretend he too, was a real grown up.  Unfortunately Clarby finished it well before getting to work.  Thinking it to be a sign Clarby decided to bring the cool travel mug inside and try coffee today.  Clarby sat at his desk nervous to walk into the kitchen and make his first cup.  His boss walked in and said, “who made the coffee this morning?”

Curious to know what was wrong with it Clarby asked, “why?”  Thinking that perhaps it was bad and this was my sign to not drink it.  He said, “no, it is just overflowing and spilling all over the floor.”

This too must have been a sign, it was over flowing.  Clarby needed to make a cup, because there was too much.  So Clarby walked into the kitchen, holding his cool mug and poured a cup.  Now for some cream, Clarby looked for the cream, there was no cream.  Okay, maybe some milk...  Where the f*ck is the milk, he thought.  Okay, well lots of sugar will have to do then.  Clarby found nothing.  (Like every night he ever went to a bar looking for tail).  So Clarby carried his black coffee in the cool travel mug to his desk and asked a colleague, “where is the sugar and the milk stuff for the coffee?”

He laughed, “you bring your own or you drink it black.”  He then turned his cup of black coffee up and chugged it.

Have you ever had black, straight up coffee????  Clarby thinks he will stick to his Dr. Peppers.