"They hit Buddy, let's get 'em girls..."*
So the news is a couple months old but being the proud owner of every season of Charles in Charge it was quite sad to read this morning. Buddy Lembeck (Willie Aames), the goofy best friend that Clarby relates much of his life to, attempted to take his very own life on Thanksgiving. He stabbed himself several times with a knife after going through several hardships. I know very little about Buddy, he could be an addict of some sort, an abusive husband, a speeder, who knows. How did this receive so little news? Heath Ledger has dominated the headlines for months now, where was the output of support for Buddy? He's not good enough? He's not talented? What?
You've all heard of restless leg syndrome right? It's one of the side effects of medications out there. Well has anyone heard of restless arm syndrome? This is different than wondering hand syndrome. That's where your hands just kind of roam, grope, play with whomever is in your bed. Restless arms has more to do with your arms just not being able to relax when you are trying to sleep. Anyone have this or heard of it? Apparently it's like a big thing and lots of people suffer from it and by lots I know of at least one person. Well to cope with it they don't prescribe anything they just tell the patient to keep the muscles in their arms tight... Yes, stiff like an erection. The problem is most noticable when one is sleeping so how do they suggest one makes sure they do this? Through pillow cases or rope... Sounds kind of S&M right? You can either deal with it, place your arms in a pillow case or tie your arms to something so they remain in the same position... Okay, that is ridiculous and would look absolutely crazy and since everything is about looks won't work. Imagine coming home and seeing a loved one with their arms in pillow cases or having them ask you to tie them to the bed for non-sexual reasons? (Side note, if any of you all have come home to this please take a picture) What an awful thing to suffer from.
Clarby really feels bad for anyone with this. If we take thie restless body part syndrome and apply it to say the male penis, would the treatment be the same? The arm muscles need to be extended and in a tight position or place... So the restless penis would then need to be in a tight place while in an extended position... Hmmm interesting.
Don't double check, you did start by reading a quote from Blazing Saddles and Buddy Lembeck to RPS, and yes your day is a little bit better now. You are welcome.
*Quote from Blazing Saddles
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