We'll start off the year clearing a few things up. Any joke about how you haven't seen someone since last year or how it feels like you haven't seen someone since last year or any variation of that joke is lame and the verbalizer deserves to be hit in the face. The only time any variation is accepted is when dealing with children as they might find the humor in it, however they also reserve the right to punch you in any fashion they so choose.
Serious note: Clarby spent sometime at several airports over the last few weeks and it gave him great peace of mind to see so many soldiers and the warm receptions they received from other travelers. American Airlines topped them all though. They upgraded soliders on both my flights to first class. It's a little thing and maybe it is to intimidate possible scumbags when they board the plane but it was a really nice gesture. On an eerie note, soldiers are getting younger and younger (code for I am getting older) there are so many that just a few months ago were boys and now are probably much more of a man than I will ever be. Well that is if one defines manhood by saving lives, sacrificing your own, shooting guns, being able to drink people under the table, etc. ("live for nothing or die for something," thanks John Rambo). In which case there are an awful lot of women more manly than I...
Sticking with the military theme. We know there is missionary position when a couple is having sex but is there military position? If so, what would it be? There are millions of people that feel we need to pull out of our military actions. May I be one of many to remind these people that pulling out has never been an effective method of anything. See teen pregnancy rate or ineffective birth control methods. See Vietnam War. Right, in a weird sick way you know I'm right.
Anyone ever notice that most wedding photographers are overweight? What's up with that? I've got nothing else on the subject, can anyone shed some light on this please? I know a lot of attractive great photographers but they must just be amateur or stick to shooting nudes. There is money to be made and free food/booze. Wait, maybe the current ones used to be and then... ahh, that could explain it!
Took a tour of the White House this weekend. I highly recommend it. Farted in the White House, I highly don't recommend that. All sorts of sensors go off, they take you to a secret room and detox you. It's really embarrassing.
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