You ever notice that every comedian has one subject that seems to find its way into every joke or story they tell. For some its drugs others race, perhaps politics, values, family, etc. Clarby is far from being a comedian but has noticed that he too has a subject. Sex. Clarby read a book the other day about how a persons' thoughts control their actions.... Wonder what that means? Hmm. I heard that 3 out of 4 people surveyed made up 75% of the group surveyed.
2008 will be remembered for so many things but for Clarby it was the year of the Zinger. What's a zinger? It's when you've been getting abused, your ass has pretty much been handed to you and then out of nowhere you hit the zinger and some how you come out on top. That's been 2008 in a nutshell. Should we recap? Should Clarby give you more confessions? Perhaps revelations? Maybe a few predictions? Or procreations? That's not a word but if it were it'd be big points in Scrabble. Is there an Ebonics version of Scrabble? Perhaps Scrabible?
A brief Recap:
The year started watching a dear friend run naked down my parents street with a pink bicycle helmet on and a cummerbund... It only got weirder from there.
There was the awkward therapy session:
Therapist: Last time we spoke you were discussing your sex life <begins rubbing his thigh> What exactly did you mean by she was sexually gifted?
Clarby: Umm... she was, umm gifted... like sexually
Therapist: <still rubbing leg> Right, but how was she gifted sexually? What do you mean?
Clarby: The b*tch knew how to do things in the bedroom, now look you're creeping me out so I'm going to leave
Some sports teams won Championships and lots of teams did not. I can't really remember them off the top of my head so they couldn't have been very memorable.
Theme parties, lots of them.
Britney is back
There was an election
I had a few erections
There were some financial hardships
Random Thoughts:
- Pleasure spiked with pain may sound intriguing, it is however not worth the pain part, unless you're inflicting it... (what?)
- Enhanced does make them better in many ways
- America should have nap time from noon to 2 every day. You can choose to nap, have tea, converse, poke, hunt, whatever
- Furnished dwellings are better than unfurnished dwellings
- Having sex in a graveyard does not make you a necrophiliac
- Having sex with a minor does make you a sick bastard
Somthing to think about next time; why do some people have sex with the lights on and their eyes closed but when the lights are off their eyes are open?
Coming Soon: 2009
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