If anyone sees Mr. Farina (like the cereal) from Tom's Driving School in Greenwich, CT could you please ask him to move to Texas and teach people how to drive in icy weather?  Rose would be an acceptable substitute, bring the beat up chevy cavalier.

Driving Tip #1 - Put down the cell phone, make-up, Big Mac, Lone Star, bottle or broad
Driving Tip #2 - When breaking Do not slam ones foot down on the break, instead pump the break gently
Driving Tip #3 - Turn into the skid
Driving Tip #4 - SLOW DOWN

Anyone else enjoy a snickers bar?  Is it not the perfect snack.  Even the little bite size ones can hold you over for a bit.  Skittles, Starburst whatever other new candies Mr. Wonka has come up with, they just don't compare.  You have to eat lots and lots of them and still you only end up with a stomach ache.  But the Snickers or the ice cream Snickers, it's like a f*cking meal.  They just hit the spot.  Clarby f*cking loves them.  Don't give him this Kit-Kat Crap or those lame a$$ fresh makers.

While staring into my pantry the other night my mind drifted into one of those Wayne's World-esque fantasies, except instead of a sexually appealing Madonna being in the vision it was what if Clarby were fat?  Like obese.  It was interesting to say the least.  Have you ever done this, like actually imagined yourself as something opposite of what you are?  Surely the vision only lasted a few seconds as I was deciding between Mac and cheese, hotdogs and a cheeseburger or chicken, potatoes, spinach, rice and a bowl of soup, but it seemed like forever.  And in those moments everything from driving, to grocery shopping, love making, dancing and the reactions of others came and went.  How I made it past the love making image I'm not sure but it was surreal.

Coming soon: Why can't we all just get along?

dude...snickers are the best!!! I dug thru the kid's halloween candy just for the snickers.:)
here in portland.....omg..its a joke. chains on dry pavement. :o people think they know how to drive..or think that having a 4wd is the shit. but its not.