Check me right here yo, the next big thing from north of the border. Coming straight to you from the land of the cold home of the ice.
Let's flip it and reverse it.
My president is white, go look I'm right.
My mustang is black, there ain't no turning back.
We might need a change but you be a fool
Possibly a tool. You say your lambo's blue
But you ain't got a clue. No President ever did shit for you?
They didn't protect your rights for you?
Clarby is not a rapper nor is he an Obama hater. He hopes Obama can help steer this country in the right direction. Back to the rap at hand. Clarby is glad to see people excited but really no President ever did nothing for you? Pretty sure the President's main job is to "take care that the laws be faithfully executed." Hmm yep that is their job. Sure there are a few other responsibilities. The right to write a song where you can bash the leader of your country. He does it. Is it so hard for people to just be happy? To just be like wow, my guy won, woo hoo good times? Is there a need to kick people when they are down? Yes Clarby once kicked a bully when he was down but there was good reason. The bully took his double cheeseburger every morning on his way into work. So what it was a few months back and he was a 7th grader. Have you seen 7th grade bullies in Texas? Hello Clarby is pretty sure they inject bullies with some untraceable form of HGH here.
So Clarby was saying that Network television is headed for a government bailout. Really Mamma's Boy? Clarby won't lie, he's tight with his mom and his dad. They've certainly helped me in times of need. But a) they would never agree to be on a reality tv show and b) mom would never get in the hot tub if Clarby was trying to mack on some phine philly. Seriously some one out in Network TVLand please tell me who are the writers that come up with this shit?! Bring back the TBS Monkey Spoof's of movies. Much more entertaining. Do they even try?
The Nano-Chromatic, more specifically that catchy jingle Bruises by Chairlift, kind ofnot as happy of a song as the commercial makes it seem... Have a listen. Clarby is not responsible for it getting stuck in your head or for you bouncing around your office or bobbing at your desk (to the song). If you are bobbing at your desk for other reasons he advises rethinking the company ink. It eventually dries up and can be very bad news for the bears.
Coming soon: A Christmas Spectacular
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that just killed me..why i don't know... 
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