Don't you love it when they show their ugly head again! Ah the water cooler whore is back. And no this is not a new reference to Clarby, no matter how accurate it may be.
For those of you who do not know what a water cooler whore is, a water cooler whore is completely different than your normal everyday whore. Those whores just love sex. They love it anytime, with anyone, anywhere. The water cooler whore is also different from the crack whore. For a crack whore will do anything, anyone, anytime, anywhere to get the means to purchase her drug of choice. Be it straight up for the drug or for a $1 here or a $1 there no matter how disgusting the act/person or how much of a risk it poses to herself or the future of her children she surely has! No loyal readers, the water cooler whore is that b*tch of a coworker that loves being in everyone else's business and seems to ruin all parades. She thinks she is still the girl on every high school committee and believes that everyone wants to know that Sue is screwing the plumber and Ben has bad credit and Mary can't get a date and whatever.
Well she is also the one that for whatever reason can't go somewhere by herself. Say your boss was to invite just your co-workers out for an evening of entertainment, be it drinks or a sporting event and has asked that it just be people from the office, i.e. no spouses, friends, children, hookers, etc. Well she's the one that pitches a fit. Why can't I bring Bobby Joe? It's not fair!! You've upset me! ... She's the one you wish you could hit a girl because of. She doesn't look at it like wow my boss is really cool and wants to do something for us hardworking employees. And geez it is kind of nice to not have a night away from the kids or my boyfriend or whatever. Maybe get to know some of my coworkers outside of work, show them that I'm not such a bad person, yeah that sounds like a great idea.
Rational thought doesn't compute with her. Which moves us to the next topic, a few weeks ago at Clarby's cousins wedding the minister made a great point. Though you two are getting married and will be sharing your life together make sure you keep your independence. You were an individual yesterday and you will be an individual tomorrow. Yes you should want to spend as much time as you can with the person you marry, date whatever. But enjoy time apart as it will make the time together more special. Do things you enjoy, etc. Why does this concept elude people? Clarby is referencing the water cooler whore here. Is it an insecruity thing? Does she think no one will talk to her? Does she feel the need to prove to everyone that some one is interested in her? News flash lady, you have a mouth, probably breasts and a v*gina, someone will always be interested in you. Don't flatter yourself too much. Come on really? You can't enjoy a few hours without them?
F*ck the water cooler whore! Moving along further, this one is just a puzzling topic and has been addressed before out of frustration but now it is pure curiosity. RSVPing. More specifically RSVPing in the evite era we live in. Do people not realize it sends the host a little note saying who viewed the invitation and on what date? So you take the time to view the invite, that someone for whatever reason decided to send to you because they think you will add to the fun of the party and in the few seconds you are reading about it and see the column that says yes, no maybe you can't take a moment to respond one of the three? Really? By default not clicking anything should check maybe but it doesn't. Obviously these people have very busy lives and can't determine which of the three to check. Perhaps they are confusing. Clarby will help.
The option of yes means you will be able to attend the party.
The option of no means you will not be able to attend the party.
The option of maybe means you are not sure at this present time if you can or want to attend the party.
No response means you are an inconsiderate a$$hole.
Clarby leaves you with a little diddy
You stumbled in, to the copy room where you were looking to find a mate
Your thong strategically showing above your skirt
Your bra it was burgandy
You had one hand on the printer to brace yourself for your man
While your coworkers dreamed that you would get fired
That you would get fired...
You're such a whore and insecure
You probably think this blog is about you
So insecure and such a whore
Clarby bets you think this blog is about you
Poor you! Poor you!
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