Clarby saw the first real signs of change yesterday.  He won't attribute it to President Elect Barack Obama however.  This change clearly came from people removing their heads from their anuses, anii, aneese (plural form of anus, Clarby is pretty sure it is anuses) and determining that a self portrait of Francis Bacon was not worth the estimated $40 million it was to go for.

Yes, some people have just a little bit too much money.  It doesn't give you an orgasm, it doesn't provide nourishment, all it does is give you something to talk about.  A conversation that would go something like this every time.

Good afternoon Mr. Chester H. Vanderbunningtonsmithington III.
Afternoon Mr. Trevor Morgan Brody IV.
Chester, I must say that is an extraordinary painting you've got there, is that Bacon's self portrait?
But of course it is you renowned art scholar you, I practically stole it at $40 million.
You thieving bastard you, you're about as bad as that middle class boy I caught my daughter having sex with last week.
Oh stop it Trevor, shall we have tea?

$40 f*cking million for just about anything is absurd!  Wow, you may or may not know art, Clarby is turned on, a person like that must know how to treat others and have a 12 inch penis. Girls must throw themselves at people that buy pieces like this and hang them in rooms they never use.  What's worse are the insurance companies that cover stuff like this.  What greedy a$$hole looks at the painting and says, oh yeah, that's worth a cool $40 million.  Hopefully it doesn't get stolen or the house doesn't burn down, because Vanderbunningtonsmithington III is almost as big a sucker as his father.  I will gladly insure this painting and take his money.  People like that should be hit upside the head a few times!!

Where's Clarby's decaf!

Coming Soon: My niece traced her hand and made a turkey out of it, starting bid $200,000.

Hi Clarby! Thanks for your comment on the new features that are coming. The Bravenet development team sure has been working hard, there's no doubt about it. Have a great day and a great weekend!