Yes Clarby smashed down on the keyboard out of frustration. Frustration for not being able to come up with anything funny to write about today. But also frustration because Clarby wants so badly to vent. Have you ever come across those people in your life that for whatever reason they just bother you? But you don't know why? They rub you the wrong way but everyone else seems to like them and you know there is something out of whack? Then for whatever reason you actually find something truly out of whack about them?! However certain rules within society keep you from saying or doing anything with that new found information. You don't really gain anything by revealing it and who are you to judge them kind of thing, but it doesn't put your mind at ease. Every time you see them and they are doing/saying something you just want to rip into them? No, oh, nevermind. Clarby only brought it up because he has this "friend" thats going through something like that, he should probably just let it go. Seriously that sh*t is foolish.
It's probably a good thing that Clarby sticks to the weather, sports and sex on this website. And by "sticks to," Clarby clearly means discusses and not "sticks to," like a 14 year old might stick to something after he has discovered the capabilities of his special purpose. That would be wrong and place a horrible image in the minds of his readers. Here they are reading this rant, picturing some person that has wronged someone and all of the sudden an image of a person enjoying a few moments to themselves pops into their mind. That is just not cool of Clarby. Would it make it better if Clarby said that person was thinking of you? Odds are they probably weren't but wouldn't it be flattering if they were? Yeah, no not so much, thats really kind of creepy. That saying, "smile you never know who's thinking of you or falling in love with you" or whatever, it fails to show the * which indicates the warning that yes someone may be falling in love with your smile or someone is thinking about you, but there is also a good chance someone is touching themselves while doing so! Clarby heard a saying in college "that every time a person masturbates God kills a kitten." Why hasn't PETA gone after Self Satisfactionoholics? Or the porn industry for their role in encouraging self stimulation with the hopes of satisfaction?
Coming Soon: Bringing down Vivid Video for the unrealistic expectations they create
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