Celebrity gossip is not something Clarby enjoys writing about, but this was too good. David Duchovny, whom you might know as Jake Winters from the Red Shoe Diaries has checked himself into rehab. Not for alcohol or drugs, but because he is a sex addict. He is married to Tea Leoni. Clarby's views on addictions aside, umm he's just not seeing the problem here. So you want lots and lots of sex from your amazing wife? Isn't that normal?
Staying with the whole rehab for sex addiction topic. Clarby can see how talking about alcohol with other alcoholics could help someone and talking about drugs could too. But talking about sex with other people that love sex, explain that one to Clarby! How can one talk about sex and not get worked up? And know that they are surrounded by other people that share their addiction/weakness? So what happens at rehabs for sexual addiction? Do you get rewards for being sex free for so long? Would you want rewards? How frequently does one have to be having sex or wanting sex or thinking about sex to be considered an addict? Or what kind of perverted acts do they need to be into? Clarby has a twin and he thinks he might be an addict. Is there a person he can contact anonymously?
When hollywood peoples check into drug or alcohol rehab they appear to cope through having sex as they seem to always leave with a new lover. So do sex addicts cope through drugs and alcohol? How bad can it really be? Are they running around in public begging for it, tighty whities around their ankles penis in hand staring at billboards? Don't laugh, Clarby has a friend that was caught doing that. He wasn't an addict though, he was just perverted and he's in a better place now. Don't judge, Benny didn't do anything to you. I'm sure lots of Clarby's readers enjoy sex, but to check one's self into rehab? Clarby would like to think everyone was addicted to sex, especially if their spouse was as cool as his! Clarby would think that would be the ultimate compliment, obviously if the alleged addiction was just for sex with you.
"Honey, I'm addicted to sex with you. It's all I can think about, it's all I want to do. Let's practice making babies all the time. Every time I see the X in X-files I think naughty thoughts and want to make movies with you."
Would that be so bad?! It's not like he can't afford the habit. He was in the Red Shoe Diaries, Clarby thinks he should get over it and go home and f*ck his wife a few times. And then a few times more.
Question that this brings up, do you think he thought the X-files were going to be something completely different when he went for the first audition? The guy was in Red Shoe Diaries, one of the original soft core shows...
Coming Soon: Who is your daddy and what does he do?
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