I try not to discuss the people from planet hollywood as I feel we spend too much of our lives caring about what they are wearing and who and what they are doing. Every so often I will bring them up. Today is one of those days. Angelina Jolie and Posh Spice are not the end all be all of HOT. I realize most people wouldn't put them in the same sentence let alone next to each other, but the amount of press they get blows my mind and the amount of men that would cheat on their wives and women who would be bi for a night with Angelina disgusts me.
Things to consider: I could break Victoria over my knee, yes my skinny ass knee. She is a skeleton with a pair of fake tits. I don't know about you but I personally don't think I would like to have sex with a dead body and I don't think I would have sex with an 80 year old woman with fake boobs in painted on pants so why would I consider her? On the dead thing, I thought sex in a graveyard would be kind of cool. Which brings me to Angelina. She was once married to Billy Bob Thornton and put a vile of his blood around her neck. That is not sexy or romantic that is creepy. Yes so is sex in a graveyard, give it a rest. (I just sneezed, yes my nipples are hard, every time, unbelievable) Oh ra ra she stands for sexual power and freedom and whatever. Look I didn't vote for her and I personally think Madonna at her prime was more the sex queen and way back when Marilyn Monroe. But the fascination with Angelina. Anyone looked at her then looked at her dad then looked back at her and seen her dad?! Think I'd have to brown bag her like when Christian did that girl on Nip Tuck. That would scare the shit out of me. She's like the girl you thought was hot in high school then you met her brother and they resembled each other a little too much. He looked like a girl but you just couldn't get the image of him out of your head every time you walked past her. What's that? You didn't have one of those girls you say. Well it doesn't matter. Her lips freak me out too. Lips can be extremely sexy I agree, however hers do nothing for me. I don't think I have ever looked at a girl and been like Oh my fucking God look at those lips I have got to have those.
I'm not saying I wouldn't sleep with either of these women if given the chance. I'm just saying they aren't the best of the best. I hate that I am adding to their publicity right now. But it needs to be addressed. People need to recognize and move on. Fergie and Nicole Richie are also not hot.
Coming soon: The Baker's Dozen
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