Turns out I'm not pregnant, Stefan, my tapeworm never died. I've been eating all sorts of random foods the last few weeks and a friend asked if I was pregnant. I thought...
Ping/vibrate/annoying ring... whatever your alert is indicating that you have a picture message, means one of two things, something absolutely hilarious or a scantily clad...
Mayonnaise is mayonnaise and that is that. If you ask would you like mayonnaise on something and I say yes, you better eitherput the requested mayonnaise on my food or...
Here is a miracle I read too much about the dark things going on in the world and of what kind of sheets McCain sleeps on and what Obama puts on his steak. Macie Hope...
Sunday, Monday, Happy Days, Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days, Thursday, Friday, Happy Days, Saturday, what a day, Rockin all week with y'all! Please put the gun to my head...
Stupid people really should be put down. We all have our moments, but for those that warning labels are made for, come on. I was out the other night and this girl...
A couple guys from the office were discussing state capitals before work this morning. We got on the subject because a dear friend is moving to Maine and I was like, what...
So I was discussing random nothingness’s with a friend and we got around to discussing how girls can strike out fast. We went over the obvious; be ugly, be more crazy...
“Back in Tennessee on Tuesday, Gore told a crowd of about 50 people at the U.S. Media Ethics Summit II that the presentation's single most provocative slide was one that...
I have come to the conclusion that there is a huge difference between rednecks and white trash. I never used to differentiate between the two but see the need to now. A...
So below you will see why education needs serious reform in this country. Sure I was a cute child but I warn you the following is hard to read. And sadly I still...