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Two-ply - Monday, July 14th 2008 12:00 AM
Remember a few weeks back when I said to use two-ply when wiping your ass?  I know it seemed like a far out idea but it's just a must.  Hospitals carry these sanitary,...
The Water Cooler 'Ho - Friday, July 11th 2008 12:00 AM
What’s up with office water cooler ho’s?  They’re the one’s who spread rumors like porn stars spread their legs.  For real, from the morning through the...
Keep up with me - Thursday, July 10th 2008 12:00 AM
First and foremost, the shirts and bumper stickers are in!!  They look great, I got a break on the shirts so instead of selling them for $25.00 each I'm going to sell them...
Osh Kosh B'gone? - Wednesday, July 9th 2008 12:00 AM
They say that I won't last too longOn BroadwayI'll catch a Greyhound bus for home they all sayBut they're dead wrong, I know they are'Cause I can play this here guitarAnd I...
A bunch of randomness - Tuesday, July 8th 2008 12:00 AM
The Goodwill, like the Walmart, the Strip or da Club.  It's more than a tax write-off.  Sure it smells like grandma's house and you wash anything you purchase from...
It creeps me out - Monday, July 7th 2008 12:00 AM
The guy with the balding head, cheap sunglasses, over belly, back hair, sitting in the corner of the pool reading Little Women.  He's a far cry from the,Clean shirt, new...
Mysteries of Life - Wednesday, July 2nd 2008 12:00 AM
1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"? I believe there are three people that this...
I'm Hot for Teacher - Tuesday, July 1st 2008 12:00 AM
I think of all the education that I've missed But then my homework was never quite like this! Whoa! Got it bad, Got it bad, Got it bad, I'm hot for teacher* Anyone picturing...
Why I'd Love Some Bar Nuts - Monday, June 30th 2008 12:00 AM
Not the collar popping, over scented group of guys at the end of the bar thinking there is safety in numbers.  Not the ones who pound beer after beer waiting for the table...
The Ball Goes Up - Friday, June 27th 2008 12:00 AM
The ball goes upThe ball goes downThe ball keeps going round and roundI'll catchYou throwHeads up heads up followThat's a little throw back to Sesame Street.Unfortunately what I...
For Your Eyes Only (NSFW) - Friday, June 27th 2008 12:00 AM
Let's talk about sex, baby Let's talk about you and me Let's talk about all the good things And the bad things that may be Let's talk about sex*   Soo I promised to write...
Every Second Counts - Thursday, June 26th 2008 12:00 AM
According to the FBI Crime Clock for 2004 the following crimes are committed in the US at the rates shown: 3.1 seconds a property crime 4.5 seconds a larceny theft 14.7...
God Bless You - Wednesday, June 25th 2008 12:00 AM
Sneezing is one of the best non-sexual actions ever.  Think about it, how great does it feel to sneeze?  You get that tingly feeling in your nose and then whoosh...
I don't know, I'm not a dog - Tuesday, June 24th 2008 12:00 AM
True Story, I mean sure I may act like a dog some days, but last I checked I wear clothes, have a job, use condoms, occasionally use utensils to eat and I don't lick my...
It's a Double Feature - Tuesday, June 24th 2008 12:00 AM
Yes, a double dip of Clarby today. Where's my stupid stamp?!  There are some things that I will never do because they are completely and utterly idiotic to me, stupid,...
Goodness or Badness - Monday, June 23rd 2008 12:00 AM
"I think you can still become a gentleman someday.  If you understand and abide by the rules of decent society.  There's a lot of... well, badness in the world...
Up Up and Away - Friday, June 20th 2008 12:00 AM
When coming up with a theme for a birthday party it is wise to think it all the way through.  For example, say a friend is thinking about having a Superhero theme party,...
Geometry - Thursday, June 19th 2008 12:00 AM
Wikipedia says that geometry is a part of mathematics concerned with questions of size, shape and relative position of figures and with properties of space.* I took geometry...
Confessions Part I - Wednesday, June 18th 2008 12:00 AM
It has been quite some time since I went to Confessional, actually, I have never been.  I used to go with my babysitter growing up and he would confess for what seemed like...
Things that Make You Go Hmmm - Tuesday, June 17th 2008 12:00 AM
While I've never had a girlfriend set me up as the lyrics in the classic C+C Music Factory hit song detail, there are quite a many things that truly make me go hmm.  I...
Greetings and Salutations - Monday, June 16th 2008 12:00 AM
Today is Clarby's kid sister's birthday.  Yes mine is also this week.  She was born early, I was born late, my parents liked the month of October, all of that explains...
Losing Control - Saturday, June 14th 2008 12:00 AM
I was going to take the weekend off from writing but I couldn't wait.  I may not have done college right, but I'm pretty sure most of my friends did.  They would get...
We're Gonna Have a Party Tonight - Friday, June 13th 2008 12:00 AM
*Well, my friends, the time has come To raise the roof and have some fun Throw away the work to be done Let the music play on (play on, play on) Everybody sing, everybody dance...
Nascar Discrimination Lawsuit - Thursday, June 12th 2008 12:00 AM
I know right, the title alone pretty much leaves nothing else to be said, but I will continue.  I need my stupid stamp!!  Please explain to me how a person goes to...
No-Orgasminitis - Wednesday, June 11th 2008 12:00 AM
*Golden brown texture like sun Lays me down with my mind she runs Throughout the night No need to fight Never a frown with golden brown **Snap back to reality, oh there goes...