267 - SLY - DIAL and then the number. Where was this service 10 years ago? I don't need text messages any more, I just need friends that check their voice mail, you...
Or in this case the rabbit f*cker. No we aren't talking like human to animal stuff more the jackhammer maneuver. Why am I discussing it, because a dear friend wants...
So the last several months I have seen the initials STI more and more. Mostly I see and hear it from people referring to Sexually Transmitted Infections. I grew up...
Warning Explicit Sexual ContentRemember way back yesterday when Clarby discussed his fears? Well it turns out he left out a big one, OPERATIONS. I fear going under and not...
Last month I gave you all some confessions of mine having to do with my personal life. Today you will learn that while I am truly a unique physical specimen I too am not without...
So I just read something about teen couples going to get tested for STD's together so they can have unprotected sex and that this action was a show of devotion to one another...
A dear friend taught me a game a few years back that has added so much humor to my life. While in the elevator this morning I felt the need to bring it back. It's...
Dear Considerately Challenged Person who stole the Sean Taylor magnet from my car,I try very hard not to judge people. And I'm sure there is something seriously wrong in...
There's a kind of hushAll over the world tonightAll over the worldYou can hear the sound of lovers in loveYou know what I mean*I know you are all thinking how? So...
For as long as I can remember I've wanted to be Batman. To be able to wear a sweet costume, be it the baby blue tights like Adam West or the multi million dollar suit like...
Warning, this is a serious blog. If you want humor please scroll to the next one, but I urge you to read this and click on the "Last Lecture" below as it is life...
Warning, today's topic is sex. It may bring back many funny memories. Do proceed.It seems parents are having to have that talk with their children at a younger and...
Or really anywhere for that matter...Warning the following contains disturbing sexual content, please proceed with caution.I thought today was going to be a good day for news,...
The Greatest American Dog? Maybe I don't understand this show because I am not the biggest pet person, I have never had the time to truly care for an animal as I feel they...
There are so many things that are my fault and are my problem so every once in a while it's nice to have someone think something is my fault and be able to look into the issue...
There are a few things in this world I've realized that no matter what, will never be attractive. I've discussed the maternity pants before then of course there are...
I have chosen my first guest for the Baker's Dozen. He is a fascinating individual. We will call him Greg the Butcher even though he is so much more. And no,...
I understand a person buying a certain brand clothing or make/model of vehicle to show their status or prove whatever it is they are trying to others. Sure many people buy...
Some of my readers like warnings when I discuss sexual topics, this is a warning to those.Call me naive, call me dumb, stamp me stupid but I had to do some research on this...
I try not to discuss the people from planet hollywood as I feel we spend too much of our lives caring about what they are wearing and who and what they are doing. Every so...
Watermelon sales rise, and so do flaccid penises... I'm sure over the course of the last few weeks you have read about the recent studies on watermelon and its possible...
Yes that will work...I heard a man talking about how he was going to have a "come to Jesus" meeting with his son yesterday. I wasn't exactly sure what that meant, but it...