A reader brought up a point the other day in a comment that Clarby wanted to discuss in further detail. The point of not knocking something until one tries it. The...
What kind of message are we sending to the youth of the nation and other countries with this massive bail out? Yes the market is not healthy right now, well depending on...
Port-o-john's (potty sounds too stupid). They serve a huge purpose. You've got to go to the bathroom, there is no where else to go and no where to hide, so out of...
"Follow the yellow brick road as we go on another episode Journey with me as I take you through this nifty little place I once used to call home sweet home"*"We gonna go time...
Clarby went to a high school that did not have an official cheerleading squad. There were a few girls who would paint their faces and come out to football games but not in...
Over the last few weeks Clarby has read about a lot of stupid crimes. One where a man held up his brother over less than $100 and then shot and killed him. Another...
What's a DBP? Just the most worthless drain on society that there is. A DBP is a deadbeat parent. Sure there are single parents out there that do an incredible...
Remember when controversial meant something hit a nerve? American history and history in general are full of controversies. Many of our greatest leaders and figures...
It must be Wednesday, so therefore it is hump day, Sarcastic Wednesday and Business Time!In Confessions Clarby confessed to having thought about females naked that are in his...
There have only been a few times in Clarby's life where he has felt completely helpless and it was as if his hands were duct taped to his ankles and was just being taken from...
Clarby is one of the world's worst dancers, it's a fact. He tries and fails miserably quite often. Yes, he won the dance contest in 6th grade for the box step, but...
Clarby loves donating money to worthy causes; his friends beer funds, girls boob funds, children in need, single moms who who focus on dancing, cancer research, heart research,...
Please come take a walk with Clarby today. You will need to slip into his house shoes, so go ahead and do so. All good? Alright, Clarby lives on the top floor...
Clarby can no longer stand idly by and keep his mouth shut. Every morning on his way to the office Clarby sees people walking large R.O.U.S.'s (rodents of unusual size) on...
Clarby went to the doctor for the old yearly physical. Turns out, he's perfectly healthy as usual. Same height and weight as last year. Somehow his daily...
Remember when Dan Brown wrote about CERN in Angels and Demons? And remember that huge long underground circular tunnel that supported antimatter? Well turns out CERN...
So last night Clarby is watching some TV and he sees a commercial for Southwest Airlines. And they make this huge point about how they don't charge for the first 2 checked...
It's kind of a round about reference to a book Clarby read in 3rd grade. While Clarby still knows very little about McCain's choice for Vice President, what he learned...
Did you know that Bridgestone tires are the official tires of the NFL?! Do you care? Does anyone buy a product because it is the official something or other of...
Clarby is sick and tired of stupid pointless deaths... People dying because someone doesn't know how to settle a dispute so they end it in bloodshed. Clarby gets the...
So in conversation this weekend Clarby heard someone reference "d*ck bandit" from the timeless classic, "Back that a$$ up," and was curious as to what exactly was a d*ck...
Pastor Dyron Blanton lets us into his life and opens up on some of the biggest issues facing the nation. Clarby: Alright D, here's how it works, Clarby's going to ask a bunch of...
Celebrity gossip is not something Clarby enjoys writing about, but this was too good. David Duchovny, whom you might know as Jake Winters from the Red Shoe Diaries has...
There are a few animals that Clarby really wonders how they came about. Sure evolution tells stories like giraffes necks are so long because they needed to be able to...
Freshmen across the nation are arriving on campuses for the first time over the next couple weeks. Which means Clarby needs to give them a bit of advice. So what if...