Swine Flu, Bird Flu, Mad Cow Disease, AIDS, what have you. Clarby doesn't know the scientific details behind these an other illnesses nor does he care what bullsht*t the...
This country is doomed for gloomy times as long as there are parents willing to exploit their children for financial gains. Too many parents want their children to be the...
So a guy got you to take your clothes off for a few pictures. That does not make you a model. Nor did it when he left an envelope on the dresser by the bedroom door...
For years Clarby has watched people make their coffee in the morning and carry it to work. He watches his roommate do it every morning. While watching...
Many people believe today to be a historic day and it is. Clarby is excited about it. But Clarby would like to take time to express his gratitude to President George...
"They hit Buddy, let's get 'em girls..."*So the news is a couple months old but being the proud owner of every season of Charles in Charge it was quite sad to read this...
We'll start off the year clearing a few things up. Any joke about how you haven't seen someone since last year or how it feels like you haven't seen someone since last...
You ever notice that every comedian has one subject that seems to find its way into every joke or story they tell. For some its drugs others race, perhaps politics,...
*Cause baby we'll be At the drive-in In the old man's Ford Behind the bushes Till I’m signing for more Down the basement Lock the cellar doorAnd baby Sign dirty to...
So several members of the Dallas Cowboys held a secret meeting last night. Notable absentees included Jason Garrett, Tony Romo and Terrell Owens. There must be...
So Facebook has been an internet juggernaut for a few years now. It's organized, nice, there is structure but what are the rules man? In the good old days stalking...
Thank you God for Friday. Do you ever have a conversation with a grown professional (a working adult) and it's seriously like pulling teeth? You want to do their...
Sugary drinks and other drinks that aren't at least 70% fruit juice? Really? F*ck off man. Seriously this is outrageous. Being lazy, enjoying fast food...
If anyone sees Mr. Farina (like the cereal) from Tom's Driving School in Greenwich, CT could you please ask him to move to Texas and teach people how to drive in icy...
Check me right here yo, the next big thing from north of the border. Coming straight to you from the land of the cold home of the ice.Let's flip it and reverse it.My...
Clarby has been worried about the direction of the US for several years now, however he's not sure it is in the hands of the government to fix it. He really believes it...
Aww, the big 3 automakers (Ford, GM, Daimler Chrysler) are begging for money. It's really quite sad. They need to shut the f*ck up and grow a pair. Want to see...
Clarby is one of those people that brings the umbrella and it doesn't rain, that packs heat but never uses it. He talks but never listens, he brings a condom but never...
Don't you love it when they show their ugly head again! Ah the water cooler whore is back. And no this is not a new reference to Clarby, no matter how accurate it...
Clarby saw the first real signs of change yesterday. He won't attribute it to President Elect Barack Obama however. This change clearly came from people removing...
Yes Clarby smashed down on the keyboard out of frustration. Frustration for not being able to come up with anything funny to write about today. But also frustration...
Remember when the Christmas Shopping/Decorating Season began the day after Thanksgiving? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Growing up you knew mom and the girls would be...
Clarby is back from being lazy. That's pretty much what his absence boils down to. Work has been crazy busy and trying to write something even remotely interesting...
Last night after watching one of Chevy Chase's finer works, Nothing But Trouble, Clarby realized that Halloween is just around the corner. Being that this is Clarby's...
Trick or treat? You've been warned.Hopefully you live in an area that has a large amount of trick or treaters. Here are the guidelines to dealing with them, if you...
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